POITIERS
The TRUTH about the SAUCERS
and the MARTIANS
by Father LARGEAC
Must we believe in the flying saucers?
- It is to answer the general emotion, and at the same time at the request
of the scientific Research, that I write these documentary lines.
The stellar, atmospheric and even telluric phenomena are so numerous and sometimes frequent [sic!]
under the cap of the skies, that one should not imagine that the flying saucers and flying
pots are an exclusive invention of our atomic century.
There was, at all the times - whatever names they are called - celestial fires, more
or less developed, sparkling and sometimes terrifying, which, going down in vertical
or oblique trajectories [redundancy] attracted the amazed glances of men, by taking in
their fall on the terrestrial globe the most sensational and most fantastic forms,
very able to disturb the public opinion.
The Celtic Library of Paris made us known recently in a most documented book,
what were in Brittany, in the Middle Age, the appearances of flying pans.
They were celestial phenomena that multiplied as much inside the imagination of
the men as in the reality, and to which popular fright attached predictions
of death and of catastrophes [meteors and comets].
These luminous phenomena burst especially in the very dark nights, taking the shape
of blazing church candles [the author is a clergyman] which ignited, died out,
flew away and disappeared mysteriously.
Sometimes they took the shape of brilliant candles which were planted and floated
on a pond [will-o'-the-wisps]; sometimes they resembled wavering candles
which burned their top upside down.
But these candles were only small gleams compared to "étavas" of enormous torches,
shining like stars, and which had the shape spherical of large frying pans [meteors].
Their light was of a greenish blue or a saffron yellow, or of a purplished
red, uniting with the obscured [?] colors of the rainbow.
Their form was often confused with that of the disc of a pan provided with a tail
and this tail [the trail of the meteors] itself seemed to shine of stellar sparks,
like the tail of a comet.
From appearance of the luminous discs to planetary phenomena, there was
only only one step, easy to cross.
Therefore the public opinion saw in this very quickly warnings of the
heavens and sign of misfortune.
It will be enough for me to have evoked these visions of the past to
render comprehensible that there were from immemorial time luminous
celestial phenomena, of an often disconcerting shape, which defrayed
the conversations and frightened the credulous minds.
One can add that it formed, at these times, true epidemics of fortune-tellers
that, in their disorder rather than in the possessions of themselves, are drawn
at changing the luminous discs that they can see into stoves, candles, torches,
cigars, pots and even flying carriages.
From the carriage one passes easily to the notion of a driver, even accompanied
by comrades, as in the flying saucer, necessarily less bulky [!], where
one claims to have seen some small dwarf of another world.
Thus thousand years ago and more, luminous pans were directed occasionally by
hairy Pygmies, with the alarming eyes of shining light.
So, there are few changes among the fortune-tellers of today, of which some
are bragging about having seen Martians, dressed of tin or of aluminium,
who speak Russian, Esperanto or Congolan.
It thus does really seem that our century nevertheless wins over the previous
times by the aforesaid appearances, or rather by the imaginary designs by facetious
witnesses. It is so true that man, in spite of himself, obstinately turns to
the supernatural [the concept of Martians visitors does not belong to
the supernatural] because of this word of Alfred de Musset: "the infinite one torments us!"
It is time to see what truth or forgery is concealed in all the accounts of
flying saucers of 20th century [ufology].
I extract from the bunch the most silly stories that were brought back to us by
the gazettes, some examples which will be enough [error] to enable
us to analyze as deep as we whish the intrinsic value or extrinsic
value of the luminous machines which are presented to us.
First case. -- Three farm labourers saw, in the sky of Allier, an enormous flying cigar
which after various rising and downward evolutions, fell down like an arrow on the ground
to burst, in the manner of a bombshell, in a cloud of dust. Traditional vision [not].
Second case. -- Two motorists saw very close to Orleans at midnight, a luminous disc
which first of all seemed to swing through the clouds, appearing and disappearing, to take
suddenly the vertical and to come to burst on the ground in a marvellous fireworks.
Another traditional [not], very probable example.
Third case. -- A cyclist returning at his place at two o'clock in the morning, the other Sunday, met with
a Martian who froze him on the spot, while jumping at him to the neck and giving him
the accodance of his aluminium lips, to flee in a blow of wind on the very bicycle of our
stunned man. -- Burlesque and ridiculous, if not certainly absurd [the author made this
up entirely, putting together the Mazaud case and other cases!].
Fourth case. -- This example is the humorous bouquet [selected precisely for that], which overrides all imaginations!
A native of the Moselle region, Pierre Bardou, of the surroundings of Metz,
factory worker, opened his door, at the beginning of October, around five hours
of the morning, to go to his work when he was not little surprised to see in
front of him... a pretty junior clerk dressed in y cassock (fallen from the moon
in a flying saucer) who sang with his crystalline voice for him, the very well known tune:
"-Au clair de la lune [in the moonlight],
Mon gentil Pierrot, [my sweet Pierrot]
Prête-moi ta plume [lend me your pen]
Pour écrire un mot [to write a note].
Dans ma sphère volante [in my flying sphere]
Je suis effondré. [I am devastated]
J'écris à ma tante [I write to my aunt]
Que j'suis enterré! [that I'm buried in the ground]...
The small moony disappeared, and the native of the Moselle region faints
with stupor!
New geography: But around Marseilles! [?]
Conclusion. -- There are certainly occasional observers who
look at, admire, and see things approaching possible luminous realities.
But there are other who certainly see with closed eyes, in order to better
utter all the conceptions of their imagination and their tartarinesques jokes.
Here is the summary of all [not] stories of flying saucers, the ones probable
[certainly], other completion imaginary [certainly].
What is it then? [discussion coming after the conclusion.] What can be the
base of the true luminous discs - whether they bear a name or another - which
seem to appear during the night [not] at various times?
Read well. There is above our heads an immense vault [not] called the heavens.
This firmament is strewn with stars, planets and stars [astres and étoiles,
he wrote. Of course astres is just a synonyme of étoiles, hence "stars and stars"].
The stars are enormous celestial luminous bodies [!], which photography
gives us an idea of. But the word stars also refers to luminous elements
in the firmament. It is even said of the Moon:
But one says more scientifically [!] of the sun:
"On the waters agitated by the winds and the storm,
the shining star of the day does not paint its image."
(Delilla)
The planets are celestial bodies which do not have their own light,
receiving it from the sun around of which they revolve [Certainly].
The eight large planets visible with the naked eye are, starting from the Sun:
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune [The Abbot
speaks the truth.] There is a also certain number of secondary planets.
The stars, contrary to the planets, are fixed stars, which shine of their own
light: Sirius is one of most brilliant among the stars which can, in their turn,
like the sun, be the center of other planetary systems. Their number is indefinite
[Indeed; there is more than 100 000 000 000 stars in our galaxy].
(To be continued.)
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